Noted Judge ...............................He put up our dog
Respected Judge .......................He put up our  dog twice
Esteemed Judge ........................He puts up  anything that crawls
Shown Sparingly .........................Only when we  had it in the bag
Show Prospect ....................He has 4 legs, 2  eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail

Finished in 5 shows..............And 89 where he failed  to win a ribbon
He has good points.....................But his head is  shaped like a carrot
Won in heavy competition.........The others were  revoltingly overweight
Multiple group winner...................At 2 puppy  matches
Specialist Judge .....................Puts up anything  that looks like his own  breeding
Well Balanced .............................Straight as  a stick in front and rear.

Quiet gentle natured ...................After 4  Valiums
Excels in type and style...............However, moves  like a spider on speed
Personality Plus...........................Wakes up if  you put liver up hisnose.
Large boned.................................Looks like  a Clydesdale
Good bite ............................Missed the judge,  got the Steward
Lovely head............................2 eyes, 2 ears,  1 mouth, 1 nose.

Excels in movement ..............If he gets loose, put  on running shoes
Handled brilliantly by..................Nobody else can  get near him
Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies and  a 9 year novice dog
At stud to "approved" bitches.......Those bitches whose  owner's Checks are approved by  our bank.
Line bred from famous champions.....Ch Whoozitz appears  twice in 6th generation

Good Obedience prospect...........Smart enough to come  in from the rain. But,he's UGGGLEEE
Terrific brood bitch...........Her conformation is the  pits, but she throws big  litters.
Loves children....................For breakfast, lunch  and dinner
Wins another Best In Show........His second, under the  same judge, our Uncle